Hum Aaff Ke Hain Kaun?

(Or the masla of the return of the  Hangul colla-batte-rators.)

Now that Burhan Wani has officially declared that he and his hemorrhaging bunch of long beards and short pants will attack any colony that the Government builds, to bring the Hanguls back to Kashmir, I must make my own declaration of war, my Ailan-e-jung! I will fight his gleaming black automatic assault-gun with the burnished […]